And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
