do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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