We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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