Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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