i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Come on in and take your pants off
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