I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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