So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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