I only kidnapped one of them. chill
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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