we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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