i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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