i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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