STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
