Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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