If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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