quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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