we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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