when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this will be a night to untag.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
