she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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