Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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