Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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