i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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