How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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