I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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