it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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