Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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