I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Someone came in the potted fern
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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