And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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