Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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