So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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