It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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