yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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