dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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