I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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