nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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