And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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