i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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