he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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