I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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