That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize