TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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