nut hugger
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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