What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
wow bdsm is so cute
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
The ass gains better be worth it
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