i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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