So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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