i wish my penis had a tongue
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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