Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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