they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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