I understand Curling. That high.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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