I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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