Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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