i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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