it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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