The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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