He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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