If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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